Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
Dean stared at Sam’s dick.
He was starting to go a little cross-eyed.
Sam tried to tug his mouth closer but Dean moved Sam’s hand away and kept staring, thoroughly confused.
Dean tilted his head to look at the dick from a different angle- though from all the bourbon he’d had, it turned out to be more of a clumsy head flop onto Sam’s thigh.
“Dean, I swear to God-”
Dean shook his head.
"But how does it get so big, Sammy?”